Thursday, 4 December 2014

The Sell-By Date

FOR SALE

One poorly maintained SUV.

2006 Dodge Durango
Unconfirmed mileage, but somewhere around the 125k mark
16mpg on a good day
Several scratches, dents, cracks and scrapes
Bumper partly held together with duct tape (though it is the same colour, almost, as the body paint so not immediately noticeable).
Dirty on the inside
5.7 litre HEMI engine
Tow package
GPS... but knob doesn't work so effectively useless.
6 CD changer... but the higher track numbers don't work.
Built in rear entertainment system, without speakers in the third row.
Leather seats
Heated front seats
Overflowing fuel entry point
Roof rails

On the plus side, it has been well loved and served us faithfully.
The outside is clean(ish)
Comes free with several McDonalds toys, hair bands, and probably an odd shoe or sock and whatever else the kids lost in there.

Give us your best offer.

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